Aug 11, 2021

Tell a Joke Day

National Tell a Joke Day is around the corner, 16th of August, and we’ve searched through the world wide web for some funny finance related jokes.

Sometimes the bad ones are the funniest ones…

Jokes about finance

• Why don’t cows have any money?

  • Because farmers milk them dry

• Where do fish keep their money?

  • In a river-bank

• Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank? 

  • Because they are really good at saving

• Why is money also called dough? 

  • Because everyone kneads it

• Why do fixed interest rates smell so bad? 

  • Because they never change

• What kind of debt did the secret agent issue? 

  • A bond, James bond

• What do you call a liability without any friends?

  • A loan

• Why was the fishing store so valuable?

  • It had a lot of net worth

• Did you hear about the crab in financial difficulty? 

  • It was starting to feel the pinch

• Which department do you call if ants go missing? 

  • Dept. of Finance

We hope at least one of those put a smile on your face. There’s still time to prepare a social post to celebrate #NationalTellaJokeDay with your audience, keep the laughter going with these hilarious finance related jokes.

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